SURAT PUTUS CINTA .......

I cannot hold this story the very sad you know..

Surat Putus Cinta Tijah…..





Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di

Kuala Lumpur.



Biasalah bila sudah duduk 'town', mula lupa asalusul. Pakaian

seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.



Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah

suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih

cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.



Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat,

Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis
surat untukmemutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg
barusebulan dikenalinya.



Begini bunyi
surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya 'dicuri'



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Mike....



I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.





I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one

hand only.





Correctly,

I have seen you and she walk-walk together at

town with eyes mys el f. You grab hand she. You always ask

for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are

really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three.



First-first I


think my friend lie me. But now I know you

correct-correct play wood three. So, I break connection to

pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I

pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't

want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying

until no more eye water thinking about you. Idon't

want banana to fruit two times.



Safe walk..


Tijah



wahahahah!!! lawak tul la…